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OH MY GOD!!!!!!! 

OH MY GOD!!!!!!! 

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  • Me: God can I ask you a question?
  • God: Sure
  • Me: Promise u won't get mad
  • God: I promise
  • Me: Why did u let so much stuff happen to me today?
  • God: What do u mean?
  • Me: Well, I woke up late,
  • God: Yes
  • Me: My car took forever to start,
  • God: Okay
  • Me: at lunch they made my sandwich wrong & I had to wait,
  • God: Huummmm...
  • Me: On the way home, my phone went DEAD, just as I picked up a call.....
  • God: All right
  • Me: And on top of it all off, when I got home ~I just want to soak my feet in my new foot massager & relax. BUT it wouldn't work!!! Nothing went right today! Why did you do that?
  • God: Let me see, the Death Angel was at your bed this morning & I had to send one of the other angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through that.
  • Me (humbled): OH
  • GOD: I didn't let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that would have hit you if you were on the road.
  • Me: (ashamed).........
  • God: The first person who made your sandwich today was sick & I didn't want you to catch what they have, I knew you couldn't afford to miss work.
  • Me (embarrassed): Ok
  • God: Your phone went dead bcuz the person that was calling was going to give false witness about what you said on that call, I didn't even let you talk to them so you would be covered.
  • Me (softly): I see God
  • God: Oh and that foot massager, it had a shortage that was going to throw out all of the power in your house tonight. I didn't think you wanted to be in the dark.
  • Me: I'm sorry God
  • God: Don't be sorry, just learn to trust me.....in all things, the good & the bad.
  • Me: I will trust you
  • God: And don't doubt that my plan for your day is always better than your plan.
  • Me: I won't God. And let me just tell you God, thank you for everything today.
  • God: You're welcome child. It was just another day being your God and I love looking after my children......
  • For my thoughts are not your thoughts, neither are your ways my ways, declares the Lord. Isaiah 55_8
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He was going well over 88 MPH!

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#IN LOVE

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punkgoesbridget:

memeposters:

He was going well over 88 MPH!

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#IN LOVE

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Minsan ang sarap na talaga nilang batukan. 

Tapos pag pinabayaan mo naman, at nakita mong napapasama na s’ya, magui-guilty ka naman. Tatanungin mo ang sarili mo bakit ‘di ka nag-effort pa ng konti para hindi mapasama ‘yung kaibigan mo. ‘Yung tipong kahit paulit-ulit ka na, hindi ka mapapagod, tumatak lang sa utak n’ya ‘yung sinasabi mo. Uhh! Been here! Done that! So tired!

tama!!!!!

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Reblog, go to your tumblr, click the picture, and find out who you were in your past life. ;)

aliviajoelynn:

Reblog, go to your tumblr, click the picture, and find out who you were in your past life. ;)

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Yeah!!! Intrams nmin.. malapit na nga matapos eh..:(((((.. Anyways, napakasaya ko sa last na Intrams nmin ng 4th year SERVICE.. ou nalaglag man kami sa basket ball at volleyball boys„ at least naenjoy nmin ung bawat laro. Favorite ko ung pagchi-cheer!!\m/ hahaha kase dati nung mga last years.. parang nkakatakot sobra pag nakita mo ung mga muka nung mga kalaban mo after the game. tpos nanalo pa sila. Para bang nkakahiya kc cheer ka ng cheer mattalo rn nman pla kau. Pero ngaun parang ok lng.. May communication pa sa bawat cheerers ng kalaban.. haha parang no big deal… Saka ung mga smile ng mga kaklase ko (girls Volleyball) kahit na natatalo na sila.. hahah as in enjoy lang!!! haha mamimiss ko to pag nagcollege na ko. Having the best time of my life with my friends… Oh sadnesss.. hahaha I love My class mates.. IV-SERVICE. sana kahit volleyball girls magchampion.. haha Pls. pray for us nman hahaha.. last day na bukas ng Intrams sana maenjoy ko ng Bonggang-bongga… as in WAPAK!!!! hahahaha

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